A mother and a baby camel were lazing around, and suddenly the baby
camel asked,

Baby: Mother, mother, may I ask you some questions?

Mother: Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you?

Baby: Why do camels have humps?

Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store
water and we are known to survive without water.

Baby: Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded?

Mother: Son, obviously they are meant for walking in the desert. You
know with these legs I can move around the desert better than anyone
does! Said the mother proudly.

Baby: Okay, then why are our eyelashes long? Sometimes it bothers my
sight.

Mother: My son, those long thick eyelashes are your protective cover.
They help to protect your eyes from the desert sand and wind... said
mother camel with eyes rimming with pride.

Baby: I see. So the hump is to store water when we are in the desert,
the legs are for walking through the desert and these eye lashes protect
my eyes from the desert. Then what the hell are we doing here in the
Zzzoooooo???

MORAL OF THE STORY IS:

"Skills, knowledge, abilities and experiences are only useful if you are
at the right place" (where are you right now???????? )

Quote of the day:

Love your job but never fall in love with your company, because you will
never know when the company stops loving you!!!!

well thank you for this nice story :سوريا:

thank u a lot

Hi my name is hammoooza
i know english too
thank u kteer 3l mawdo3

So great
10x man keep going

thanks all for stop by , actuly i love these kind of lesson's stuff & i have some more .
انشالله راح ضيفها على هاد الموضوع . تحياتي للجميع Regards

Three part management course

Lesson Number One:

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson? To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Number Two:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson? Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Number Three:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon
began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson?

1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


End of Management Course

WoOwOoW
IT`S REALLY NICE WEISDOM
THIS STORY IS GREAT
BECAUSE IT TEACHES US GREAT LESSONS FOR LIFE
I WISH FOR ALL TO BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE
SO THAT THEY CAN LIVE IN THE RIGHT WAY
GOOD JOB ROBEN :سوريا:
SPECIAL THANKS 4 U

Thanks alot MAn :king:

really nice advices...

and those lesson are really perfect?????!!!!:gem:


thankx again

شكرا كتير ل السورية المشتاقة و Mark101 عنجد كلامكم أثلج صدري . تحياتي وتقديري

thank you very much it's great lesson we learned it for the life ( the apropos thing in the apropos place )
but why all us are talking in english
يعني كل واحد عم يورجينا عضلاتو بالإنجليزي :adal: :adal: هه

على راسي أخي أبو اسامة ، مشكور على ردك عنجد ، وبالنسبة لملاحظتك اعتبر الكتابة بالأنجليزي نوع من التبادل الثقافي ولو ما اعتبرتوا هيك ، حاضرين منكتب بالعربي لعيونك ، شو رأيك :سوريا:

أنا برأيي أنو اللغة العربية أجمل لغة بالعالم و يمكن كل ما تعمق الواحد باللغة العربية رح يحبها أكتر
بس نحن مجبورين على تعلم الانجليزي و لو بطريقة غير مباشرة فمعظم العلوم الأساسية بالانجليزي
و شخصيا أنا مرة كنت عم دور على كتاب فيزياء لقيت أنو كل الكتب العربية سيئة و فيها أخطاء فادحة و صعب التعلم من خلالها و لقيت أنو الكتب الانجليزية دقيقة و بسيطة وكافية و لتعلم هالعلوم بالطريقة الصحيحة لازم نتعلم انجليزي بالأول لأنو الكتب بالانجليزي
شكرا كتير